Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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