So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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