i don't like sucking hair
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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