Dual....:-)
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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