I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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