We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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