I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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