I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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