K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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