Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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