You made me cry and you don't even care
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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