I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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