hotel room ftw
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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