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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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