susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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