I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just found puke in my bra..
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So vagazzling was a success
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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