my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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