My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
handjob tips. give me some.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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