Sry I called you an 8
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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