awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i drank out of a bidet.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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