It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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