told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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