Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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