Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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