i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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