If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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