Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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