Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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