party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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