it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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