Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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