Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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