i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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