and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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