How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dicks are not precious.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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