new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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