Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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