would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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