Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
