matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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