if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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