I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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