I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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