Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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