jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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