I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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