Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
please don't ironically join a cult
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