Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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