My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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