I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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