why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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