Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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